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    美國911服務超好(看笑話學英文^^)

    美國911服務超好
    超可愛又超爆笑的><
      
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    原文對話跟翻譯

    : Operator: 911 emergencies.
    : Boy: Yeah I need some help.

    接線生: 911 緊急電話

    男孩: 是的 我需要一些協助


    : Operator: What’s the matter?
    : Boy: With my math.

    接線生: 怎麼啦?

    男孩: 數學有問題


    : Operator: With your mouth?
    : Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?

    接線生: 嘴巴? (註: 數學math 跟 嘴巴mouth 發音雷同)

    男孩: 不是, 是數學. 我必須要做他, 可以幫我嗎?


    : Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
    : Boy: No with my math.

    接線生: 當然, 你住哪?

    男孩: 不是... 是數學!


    : Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
    : Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.

    接線生: 喔我知道. 但你住哪呢?

    男孩: 不行啦, 我想要用電話跟你講


    : Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
    : Boy: Okay.

    接線生: 不行 不能這樣. 我可以派人幫你就是了.

    男孩: 好呀


    : Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
    : Boy: I have take aways.

    接線生: 你數學需要怎麼的協助呢?

    男孩: 我要算減法


    : Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
    : Boy: Yeah.

    接線生: 喔~ 減法呀?

    男孩: 對呀

    : Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
    : Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.

    接線生: 好了 你有啥問題

    男孩: ㄜ... 你要幫我算數學

    : Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
    : Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?

    接線生: 好啦. 告訴我你的數學問題

    男孩: 好. 16 - 8 是多少?

    : Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
    : Boy: I don’t know, 1.

    接線生: 你告訴我吧! 你覺得是多少?

    男孩: 我不知道, "1" 嗎?

    : Operator: No. How old are you?
    : Boy: I’m only 4.

    接線生: 不是. 你幾歲呀?

    男孩: 我只有四歲.

    : Operator: 4!
    : Boy: Yeah.

    接線生: 四!

    男孩: 嘿阿



    : Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
    : Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.

    接線生: 你有別的題目嗎? 剛那好難唷. (哈哈笑)

    男孩: 喔~ 這邊有. 五減五是多少?

    : Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
    : Boy: 5.

    接線生: 五減五? 你覺得是多少呀?

    男孩: 五


    : Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
    : Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

    女子: Johnny, 你到底在幹麻?

    男孩: 有個警察先生在幫我算數學


    : Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
    : Operator: It’s the mother…

    女子: 關於電話我是怎麼講的?

    接線生: 是媽媽耶...


    : Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
    : Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

    男孩: 你說, 我有需要幫忙可以打給別人

    女子: 我並沒有說可以打給警察呀

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